Hey guys welcome to my math rules wiki page
I like math because it really makes me think and also I think it is really fun.
I like math class because we have so many handouts and we play a lot of fun math games on the white boards.
Animal Story
ROLY - POLIES DEFEATED ONCE AGAIN
In 4065 roly-polies helped out the FBI by investigating ancient pyramids The only problem with this "brilliant" idea was that roly-polies were, I guess I could use the expression or term were totally and completely inept! You see the reason the roly- poles were working for the FBI is that the roly-polies used there new and improved super powers to brainwashed the people working for the FBI and make them allow the roly-polies to work with them. Right now (well in the future) 5 of the most trusted roly-polies were at the base of the saqqara pyramid in egypt. this pyramid is an ancient pyramid so ancient it was simplified into only a tiny bit of the top sticking out of the sand. Some people believed that the pyramid was still there just under ground, so the roly- polies were there to investigate. as the roly- polies dug in the ground trying to find the rest of the pyramid tall the roly- polies introduced themselves. “hi i’m Sally,” said one of the roly- polies. “1 thing about me is i am exponentially pretty.” “Hi i’m Albert,” exclaimed a very nerdy roly- polies. “1 thing about me is i love equations and evaluating order of operations.” Yo i’m ro- ro,”said a particularly hippy roly-poly. “1 thing about me is i’m a hippy.” “hola me llamo pablo,” said a spanish exchange roly- poly. “No hablo ingles.” hi i am megan, “ said a crazy roly-poly. “ 1 thing about me is i have no idea what is happening to me me, my sister is out sick so i am substituting for my sissy!” ‘Ouch!” screamed sally. she had hit a hard spot in the sand, but as they dug farther the 5 roly- pollies realized it was... a hard rock. the roly- polys kept looking not knowing they were terrible coefficients.
THE ROLY-POLYS WERE DEFEATED ONCE AGAIN!!!
math jokes
only in math can you order 60 cantaloupes and not have people staring at you thinking what in the world is she doing.
I used to be good at math until they put the alphabet in it.
dear math, i am not a therapist solve your own problems.
dear math i am sick and tired of finding your x just accept the fact that she is gone.
Here is my ratios and rates document. By the way do not worry I changed so that anyone with the link can view it!!!!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wn6CQYM12i2j7j7JKMeRYDLH3fDfpYlAcdVL-9tdwbA/edit
Here is my point project
i call it Me
here is my dream car
it is a dodge ram and costs 59618.45
Term: a single number ,a variable or numbers and variables multiplied together
4x-7=5
Variable: a symbol for a number we don’t know yet
x+2=6
Constant: In Algebra, a constant is a number on its own, or sometimes a letter such as a, b or c to stand for a fixed number.
x+5=9
Coefficient: A number used to multiply a variable
6z since 6 is multiplying the variable 6 is the coefficient
Algebraic Expression: All of these combined
This is my algebraic expression red is the variable blue is my constant, and orange is my coefficient.
x+6z=8
3p+p-4+5 or 4p+1
Comments (21)
Angus E said
at 11:46 am on Oct 30, 2012
HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!
Georgia Kratt said
at 11:47 am on Oct 30, 2012
MERRY CRISTMAS!!!!!!
Angus E said
at 4:16 pm on Oct 31, 2012
I was laughing, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Leila W. said
at 7:09 pm on Nov 1, 2012
Jingle Bells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Connors A. said
at 11:48 am on Oct 30, 2012
lol
Georgia Kratt said
at 11:49 am on Oct 30, 2012
IDK WHAT HAPPENED
AbigailW said
at 11:50 am on Oct 30, 2012
Love it! Nice math jokes!!!!
Georgia Kratt said
at 11:51 am on Oct 30, 2012
hahahahahahaha
Morgan said
at 4:14 pm on Oct 30, 2012
nice jokes! ;)
megan said
at 6:23 pm on Oct 30, 2012
hey guys i am just saying i am pretty sure we cannot use lol or stuff like that I am not trying to be mean or anything I just do not want my friends to get in trouble for things like that thanks.
Angus E said
at 4:18 pm on Oct 31, 2012
Then do not put "I" not capitalized, or just do not
let Ms. Ruble see this page, because you did not
capitalize, and you just used "lol," but then again, I
just used it!
megan said
at 12:08 pm on Oct 31, 2012
I understand the terms and conditions and will follow them
Angus E said
at 4:18 pm on Oct 31, 2012
Don't put that here!
megan said
at 12:11 pm on Oct 31, 2012
do you guys like my jokes.
Angus E said
at 4:18 pm on Oct 31, 2012
yes.
Georgia Kratt said
at 12:14 pm on Oct 31, 2012
happy birthday
Angus E said
at 4:19 pm on Oct 31, 2012
Why do you say that?
Leila W. said
at 7:10 pm on Nov 1, 2012
Nice page Meagn
Wilder B. said
at 6:35 pm on Nov 2, 2012
LOVE IT!!!!
megan said
at 3:38 pm on Feb 20, 2013
Hi guys
Julie Reulbach said
at 11:04 am on Nov 24, 2013
In your example x+6z=8, the = makes it an algebraic equation, not an expression.
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