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AlexC

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                                            Welcome People

 

 

Welcome to my web page on mathreuls. Math is my favorite subject. Who doesn't like math.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hi Blazers,

I love Math.

One day I was out in the woods looking for deer at sun down.

Hi I’m Jorge a boy with power. I love nature and look for deer at bases of trees. I’m very good with exponents. Everyday I go looking for deer. I bring my pencil and notebook to do math equations like 3.46 X 10 to the fourth power in scientific notation. One day I was out in the woods looking for deer and came across a mysterious thing I never saw in my life. It was fat and gross.
I picked up and then substituted it with an insect but it looked like a deformed caterpillar. Then I noticed that a caterpillar is more simplified. It moved and then hissed at me. I got so scared. I almost made an expression in something!!! Then another animal I have never seen but was the same animal came out of a hole. Then I realized that they were grubs. Ewwwwww I said. The next thing I knew they came at me. I ran for dear life. I screamed so loud that I heard dear run into deeper woods. It was so scary. Now if I evaluate this problem right the grubs have been asleep for about 100,029,284,756 years. WOW! Lets see, if I do this correctly in expanded form they are hungry. The variable for this problem is nothing. I will be lost if I go any farther! Help! Help! Help! I screamed but no one could hear me.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Honey are you alright. It was just a dream. oh my gosh it was a dream. Sweet pie you have to take your gaint grubs to school today.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                             Golden Rectangle 

My golden rectangle is my light switch.  I found it in my kitchen.  The length is 6.75 or 6 and three-fourths.  The width is 4.75 or 4 and three-fourths.  The ratio is L divided by the w or 6.75 divided by 4.75 which equals 1.42.


 

This project was about how I spend my time in my daily life. I mostly sleep and do school but i have other things to do. This graph shows how many minutes of what i do in 1440 minutes.


IN MATH FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS, WE HAVE BEEN LEARNING ABOUT HISTOGRAMS. WE MADE OUR OWN AND THEN MADE THIS. LOOK UP! IT WAS AWESOME

 


Gourds singing fraction song


 

Comments (34)

Kyle B said

at 3:52 pm on Oct 4, 2011

Nice story

libby d said

at 8:33 pm on Oct 7, 2011

hey

AlexC. said

at 11:51 am on Oct 14, 2011

Hi

DavisF said

at 11:53 am on Oct 14, 2011

nice

AlexC. said

at 11:56 am on Oct 14, 2011

thanks guys

willc said

at 12:00 pm on Oct 14, 2011

hi alex

willc said

at 12:03 pm on Oct 14, 2011

hi

Erin C said

at 1:34 pm on Oct 14, 2011

hi

LaurenH said

at 2:57 pm on Oct 14, 2011

nice page
:D

DavisF said

at 3:02 pm on Oct 14, 2011

Sweet

Tripp B said

at 3:19 pm on Oct 15, 2011

Awesome cox

Yasmine Deep said

at 6:52 am on Oct 17, 2011

cool page alex

Tripp B said

at 5:06 pm on Oct 19, 2011

wut up

EllaK said

at 8:24 pm on Oct 19, 2011

I like your page Alex, cool grub story

LaurenH said

at 12:34 pm on Oct 27, 2011

Cool page
:P

AlexC. said

at 8:37 am on Oct 28, 2011

:) :)

DavisF said

at 8:39 am on Oct 28, 2011

🐍nice page💀Happy halloween👻🎃

Yasmine Deep said

at 3:08 pm on Oct 28, 2011

NICE PAGE ALEXANDER

AlexC. said

at 6:46 pm on Oct 30, 2011

THanks

DavisF said

at 1:09 pm on Nov 1, 2011

nice

Erin C said

at 5:12 pm on Nov 3, 2011

nice pics

AlexC. said

at 5:12 pm on Nov 3, 2011

Funny pics right

Julie Reulbach said

at 2:36 pm on Nov 4, 2011

Alex, I LOVE all of your math pics! Great page! :)

AlexC. said

at 7:26 pm on Nov 12, 2011

Thank you

Tripp B said

at 7:51 pm on Nov 15, 2011

nice pictures

AlexC. said

at 7:20 pm on Nov 20, 2011

Hi peeps

zandermilburn said

at 12:11 pm on Nov 21, 2011

CATS ARE EEEEEVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLL

AlexC. said

at 12:17 pm on Nov 21, 2011

cool

Erin C said

at 1:38 pm on Dec 1, 2011

hi

AlexC. said

at 10:10 am on Feb 2, 2012

AWESOME

Finn said

at 5:56 pm on Feb 7, 2012

Yo Alex

AlexC. said

at 8:23 pm on Feb 12, 2012

yo finn

DavisF said

at 10:07 am on Apr 4, 2012

Fail



JK

AlexC. said

at 9:20 pm on May 1, 2012

Hey guys

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